Dunkle

To take a massive poop. A poop that could choke a ground hog. Similar to a river monster shit. This is a poop you have to brag to your friends about.

Guy: Dude, I'm taking a really hard Dunkle right now at work! The toilet literally will not flush!

Girl: Nice man! Getting paid to take a Dunkle!

by Huntrina2394 April 12, 2015

drunken scoop

When its drunk o clock and the guy or girl comes to the part between the time of 2am - am and scoops up everyone who is DTF

Bob just did a drunken scoop on all of Chrissy's hammered friends!

Ew, Chris is such a drunken scoop guy - stay away!

by whatchuiwant May 14, 2015

Drinkle

To cause to drink, to drown, to drench

It's one of the Drinkle girls

by Jude K July 5, 2015

Drunknesia

When you are so piss drunk that you forget everything about yourself

" dude you were so drunk you got drunknesia and you thought you were a potted plant it was fucking hilarious"

by Mr Feelgood September 30, 2015

drunklusion

An illusion that only confuses you when you're drunk.

I felt drunk but when I went into the club the fancy lights and strobes gave the drunklusion that I was sober, so I had to buy more drinks.

by Marilama March 6, 2016

Drunken blumpkin

Giving a guy a blow job while drinking whiskey off his cock.

Damn man, I was so slobbernockered I gave drunken blumpkin.

by Tdiddy83 October 7, 2016

drunken sleep

When you're about to sleep and you start talking or doing some weird shit, usually when calling someone on a late night

Person A: Oh, did I tell you about Daquan?
Drunken Sleeper: *very muffled* great Daq- yeah ok
Person A: lol are you okay?
Drunken Sleeper: *waits a few seconds* hmm ok
Person A: k I'm ending the call

by blupopscl July 23, 2016