ding

1. the act of being knocked the hell out
2. the act of being the victim of a "one hitter quiter"

1. -watching a UFC bout and Chuck Liddel knock outs his opponent- DING BITCH!!!!
2. -watching Fight Quest, Kajukenbo, and Doug fighting his sparring fight head kicks his opponent and sends his ass to the ground- DING!!!!!

by MMA Specialist August 9, 2009

yaba-lob-a-ding-dong

noun: to describe an event where a drug user, high on methamphetimine (aka "yaba") is in a paranoid/psychotic state, rips off either his own or somebody else's genitals and throws them.

"That man is high, shifty, and toothless; watch your junk or he just might yaba-lob-a-ding-dong. And it may be yours."

by soendsvalentine February 2, 2009

Ding Dong Ditch

When you stick your thick cock into a woman's pussy and run away without cumming, as if to say gotcha! Alternatively, it can mean simply having sex with a woman once and disappearing into the mist. The least popular use of the term is when you cut a hole in the condom and blast away never to return.

Guy 1: Did you hear that girl's boyfriend got her a dick in a box for Christmas?
Guy 2: Ding Dong Ditch is what I'd give her.
Guy 1: Ding Dong Ditch the bitch.

by Eric Kazinsky May 15, 2016

ding a ling

a girl's pony tail

Guy: your ding a ling is really soft!
Girl: thanks i stroke it all the time

by tequisha2009forever April 13, 2009

ding

the act of banging, fucking, sexing, making love, screwing, nailing ect ect.
(dinging) the current act of having sex.
dinging is not meant to produce a kid or fetus
dinging does NOT refer to adults having sex. just to teenagers having a good time.
when you ding, its a custom to text or call a previously named "dinging buddy" to let them know that you are, in fact, dinging.
NOTE: do NOT ding your dinging buddy. or let anyone get confused that you are. because obviously you arent

"they dinged in the backseat"
"she shouldnt ding her teacher"
"they dinged all night long, all over my body"
"lets go ding"
"i love dinging"

by LEMonmybody January 9, 2009

Ding Dar

Some nasty word used by Southerners that replaces the words like, you no, the,a,is,and,stupid and idiot. And anything else you want it to mean.

It one them Ding Dar Squirrels...............Ding Daar shoot him with da peeshoota pa!

by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 25, 2004

*ding*

in mmorpgs, esp. WoW, *ding* is used to notify others in your party/guild/etc. that you have just leveled up

randomly while playing in the chat log:

player A: *ding*

player B: congratulations

by h4nk D4 74nk0r August 10, 2007