Slalom Driving

A dangerous method of driving used in regions where severe winter weather shits up the roads causing enormous potholes that than have to be avoided in an alpine like style. This type of driving usually continues on until construction season,when drivers get to be unhappy about road obstructions in the form of assholes who can't direct traffic.

Yo, the roads were such a mess I was slalom driving all the way to work.

by misanthropic guest speaker March 12, 2009

School bus driver

A fucking cunt who drives the shitty school bus full of children who suck cocks to bitch school, and sucks their dicks along the way.

Man, my school bus driver sucks dick.

by Spencer!!!!!!!!!!!!!! April 18, 2017

screw driver

a mixed drink of vodka and orange juice

Nothing spells date rape like vodka and orange juice

by Ben December 31, 2004

driveway jewelery

A highly expensive car or motorcycle, that's been left to sit in the driveway, unused. Much like a flashy diamond ring or gold necklace, it's sole purpose is that of demonstrating wealth, to those who see it.

"That's a fourty-five thousand dollar bike in his driveway, with only a hundred kilometers on it. Clearly, he bought it for driveway jewelery and bragging rights."

by D. Gould January 13, 2006

Driving it Home

1. Initiator places fist outwards palm down

2. Partner places fist beneath initiators 6-12 inches palm up.

3. Both participants rotate each others fist as they would driving a Porshe, Maserati, or Mini Cooper.
Clockwise rotation for the initiator.
Counter Clockwise rotation for the partner until they trade positions(see steps 1 and 2).

4. Whilst doing step #3 both participants must make a crescendoing "whoop" that concludes with the finish.

Seth: Yo dude, we be two totally awesome dudes!
Doug: Hells yeah we be! (Iniciates Driving it Home)
Seth and Doug: whOOP!
Seth: Boy bro, we bees too cool fo' life!
Doug: My dog be illin...NOT!!
Seth: HAHA LOL! Oh Doug, you is a character!

by Viper: Chief Super Human Resources Officer September 8, 2006

bus driver dance

otherwise known as "doing the bus driver"

it is on an episode of scrubs, where turk and JD do the
dance in differnt parts of the episode because they are
happy about something.

to do the dance, start bobbing up and down on the spot, then pretend to put your left hand on the top of a stearing wheel of a bus, and move it side to side, like you are turning the bus, then pretend to pull the level that opens the doors with your right hand while looking towards the imaginary doors, then close them again, if you feel like it pretend to wave passengers on with your right hand, and repeat this over and over until u have proven your point that you have just owned someone.

its pretty amusing to do, but JD and turk do it the best

docter cox:- (looking through a window at turk) Is he doing the bus driver !?!?

Patient:- yes he is!!
_______________________

look over there, that dudes doing the bus driver dance!

by mada123 January 8, 2009

contiki bus driver

Older man who tries to pick up younger women.
Originates from the Contiki bus tours for 18-35 year olds. Where the older bus drivers are notorious for hitting on the young female passengers.

I had my 21st birthday party and my uncle was hitting on all my friends like a contiki bus driver.

by pov mjh February 21, 2009