douchegotistical

being egotistical and a douche at the same time because you think you can either because you were born rich, became rich, or just because your famous

The actor on the set was a douchegotistical jerk!

by Patrick H. Thompson August 30, 2012

douchebook

Another name for facebook because everyone on facebook is a douche

She posted it on douchebook

by XShankX August 20, 2015

Douchebooty

Something you call your friends when you can’t think of a good comeback to an insult that hit very close to home.

Guy 1: You are incredibly lonely.
Guy 2: You’re a douchebooty.

by Jim McStrangefacw November 15, 2018

douchebagarino

A spoiled man. Most often characterized as ignorant, arrogant, obnoxious, rude and self-absorbed.

Tony: Look at this douchebagarino; Driving a Dodge Mega-Cab, with lifted suspension / 20" rims and no mud flaps; Weaving in-and-out of traffic, belching black smoke, while yelling into his iPhone.

Vinny: Yeah, he just cut-off little Miss Douchebagarina, in that Prius!

by H.A.D.E. November 7, 2010

Doucheatude

The level of doucheness a person has acquired. It's a well-known fact that you must show a level of 823 doucheatude to enter any Justin Bieber concert, this may take several years to acquire this amount of doucheatude. Most start the very year they learn to talk.

Henna would have been pretty cool, if her doucheatude wasn't making her so lame.

by fapalot69 November 29, 2011

douchebag

exactly like a douche or a douche bag, they irritate my vagina. dont want them even close to it.

Douchebag, she not flirting with others to make you jealous.

by Now March 18, 2012

douchebag

Nick Bilton, whose March 10 article in the New York Times managed to explain how to be a digital/electronic douchebag for the audience of the New York Times.

Nick Bilton, of the New York Times, is such an utter douchebag that, in a section of the country and a social class noted for its production of douchebags, he is an instructor of others in how to extend douchebaggery to the digital realm.

by old lang guy March 20, 2013