dirty ringtone

when you shove your cellphone (on vibrate) up a girls ass while calling it, and fucking her pussy doggy style.

Yea the batteries went out on her dildo so I gave her a dirty ringtone.

by bendstringz August 13, 2010

Dirty Alexander

A "Dirty Alexander" is when your girl or guy is choking on your cock, And you pull out and you twist his/her nipple till he/she screams and drop a load at the same time on either eye giving him/her different colored eyes like Alexander the Great.

He is going to the eye doctor because he said the Dirty Alexander gave him pink eye.

by Jockstrapanon May 14, 2020

Dirty Karuna

When your girlfriend shits on your toes and breaks up with you

Karuna: *strips down to nothing and shits on your toes* WE’RE DONE YOU SHITTOE
Boyfriend: Why are you being such a dirty Karuna *sobs*

by imsohotlikeamilf May 01, 2022

Dirty Marquis

A dirty Marquis is when you finger a girl with a lemon while playing among us and then make her eat the lemon

person 1: oh there is a lemon here
person 2: its time for a dirty marquis

by REDDITKID123 October 21, 2020

Dirty Tomaž

When you have too much weed, forget what decade it is and start banging your girlfriend like an industrial jackhammer to the tune of Y.M.C.A

Dude, wtf, totally nailed her last night with a Dirty Tomaž

by BluetifulWaffle June 02, 2020

Dirty Dole

To insert a banana into your partner's anus, peel it, and proceed to eat it.

I was horny and in need of potassium, so I gave a dirty dole.

by Beauty Bear February 18, 2008

Dirty Bongers

When you don’t shower or clean yourself for 3 days and have sex

I went camping and when I got home did a dirty Bongers on her

Her: what’s that smell?
Him: nothing, did you want to use lube?
Her: no I’m wet as
Him: nice me too
Her: have you showered recently?
Him: nah just served you up a dirty bongers

by Chris993 January 14, 2022