diddlewink

verb: when you laugh so hard that a tiny amount of urine escapes, but not quite enough to be considered peeing your pants/wetting yourself.

Person 1: that joke was SO funny!
person 2: did you diddlewink?
Peron 1: yea, THAT funny.

by Mugaloogs April 29, 2010

diddley-rum

The sound indicating the presence of a doodle-smacking monster on doodle jump, used to a) warn someone else of an approaching problem b) take the piss out of an authority.

a) Chick One: Hey Gloreen, you get my homework done?
(Teacher comes into view behind Chick One's back)
Chick Two: Diddley-rum.

b) Slacker One: Manager's coming.
Slackers Two, Three and Four: Rum-diddley-rum-diddley-rum.

by grnlk May 20, 2010

diddle-li-dih

'break', 'run', 'passage' or 'hook' in popular music, usually less than two minutes

guitarist ass fuck john's diddle-li-dih in 'cut your heart out' around 3:00 on the poop eater's new CD is joyous!!

eddie van halen's diddle-li-dih in 'beat-it' makes me swoon!!

that electric 12-string pilot cut loose a sweet diddle-li-dih!

by michael foolsley August 10, 2010

Diddly Dang Donger

Another word for a penis

Jason and Marty have tiny diddly dang dongers

by An_Actual_Potato October 4, 2016

diddly diddly diddly

Ah yes. Diddly diddly diddly. "That's called cow tipping, ha. Ha. Ha." Diddly diddly diddly is a nerd word from back at the barnyard.

DUDE I GOY AN ARM!

COOOL!

AH DIDDLY DIDDLY DIDDLY!!

by Vivibicker August 24, 2017

Diddle

Usually the tiny Dick of a midget or elf

Yo man That Diddle messed up my ass

by ALASTOR666 January 18, 2020

Diddle doo

Small bent penis

Do not go for him he has a diddle doo

by Chick Magnet6996 June 17, 2020