Ding Wonger

a cross between ding bat and ding Wong silly found in the south pole attempting to mate w penguins science sadly there all male. they can be funny but dangerous like the minions in despicable me. if you see one the best thing to do is call the dingarean patrol they will capture it then deliver it to its home safely.

My friends always called me a Ding Wonger this means how dangerous i was always making jokes/ roasting them. AKA a roast= insult

Ding Wonger by gjonsey4l February 26, 2015

ding written 

When something is ding written, it is written in such a poor sense that you want to throw a brick at the face of the author multiple times.

Guy 1: "Hey, have you read Kevin's new book?"
Guy 2: "That shit's absolutely ding written. I ain't reading that."

ding written by TopNotchTopHat May 19, 2015

ding donged 

To ring someone's doorbell with their penis.

Bro, I ding donged the teacher yesterday.

ding donged by Wordsarereal April 13, 2016

ding dong 

Its your goddamn Penis you retard, get a life...

look down, open your pants and you probably have a small fucking dick man... or in other words, a ding dong

ding dong by FatLoser26 June 27, 2016

Ding Dong Thumping 

An action similar to ding dong ditching, instead of ditching you proceed to have an orgy with your partner(s) by the door.

Bro! We goin ding dong thumping tonight? Grandmas house?

Ding Dong Thumping by Joe The Eskimo May 29, 2016

Ding Clan 

A group of retarted fuckheads who do nothing productive whatsoever, roast people constantly and slack off all the time.

Friend 1: Look at those freaks, they do nothing but roast those guys over there.

Friend 2: Oh, they're a Ding Clan. Don't pay attention to them

Ding Clan by Anonymous12763 September 10, 2016

ding off 

To "Ding off" meaning to "fuck off", "Go die", "Eat dick", or "Fall down a well". Commonly used by the wealthy to discriminate against the poor.

Stacy: "Hey Johnathan! You did really great in last night's football game against our school rival. Your interception that won the game was amazing!! You really have a talent and I think it's great that you're pursuing a career in football. If anyone can make it all the way, it's gotta be you!"
Johnathan: "Ding off Stacy."

ding off by Jerble Berble November 24, 2016