Crop Sharting

A failure to crop dust; the act of crapping in your pants instead of farting whilewalking in front of another.

Bro Ha: Hey Borat, i just crop sharted in front of Pamela.

Borat: Yeah i hate Crop Sharting around hot girls.

by Mr. Threegan-fun March 14, 2010

crop dusting

To walk into an enclosed area with a crowd of people and let out a juicy fart, then quickly exit before the smell registers, thereby leaving yourself blameless for the said fart.

I wish I could have seen the look on the clerks face when I left that nice crop dusting behind.

by 3pharmacychicks March 24, 2010

Cropbomb

The act of taking a picture that includes yourself and friends/family/loved ones, and hacking away at everyone else until only you are left in a picture suitable for use on a social network like Facebook. You can tell when a cropbomb has been performed because the extremities/remnants of the beloved may still be present.

(excerpt from a Facebook convo)
Jessica: hey Katie, nice pic! Is that someones hand on your waist?

Katie: yea it was my bf's

Mike (Katie's bf): wow really tho k?

Jake: #cropbomb

Mike: stfu Jake, and we're not on twitter you hashhole!

by LeGreat1 June 14, 2011

Corpy

Someone who is basic and isn't original. They copy and steal someone else's words, jokes etc,
because they can't come up with their own, so most of the time they copy others and make it like it looks like they own it.
You most likely will notice when someone is stealing your jokes/words when you've used it first, and another person use it after you pretending like they said it first like a hundred times.

Person 1: GFYS, I'm so done with u.
Person 2: *Few minutes later* GFYS.
Person 1: Wow you never used that word before, this is not the first time you copy someone. You're such a corpy.

by nutelladorito May 20, 2014

Crop Job

When a couple gets naked and one partner starts running from a distance away, jumping in the air and farting directly on their lovers' face as they fly by. It is the expert version of crop dusting.

Jessica was super excited when her husband Jacob offered to give her a crop job for her birthday

by Randy Richard Cheese October 11, 2018

copyunist

Copyunist (noun) someone who becomes a socialist/leftist/communist to be cool rather than in a genuine belief in those ideals.

"Charlie said he was a communist but I asked him who Marx was and he didn't know."

"He's a real copyunist

by penisshakes March 18, 2021

hard copy

a document you can hold in your hands as opposed to one being saved on the computer.

The teacher wouldn't except work emailed to her. She wanted a hard copy.

by katie tran October 27, 2003