cripple

a chump who eats tuna

what a cripple

by anonymous February 19, 2021

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crippledgrandfather

a sexy, sad, and sexy tiktoker that definitely has many friends!

cool person because they follow crippled grandfather on tiktok and instagram: do you follow crippledgrandfather on tiktok or instagram?

lame person because they don’t follow crippledgrandfather on tiktok or instagram : no because i’m lame

by crippledgrandfather February 20, 2021

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Cripplize

To get mangled or to mangle someone else to the point of permanent bodily damage.

Please don't cripplize me mister, I'm old, but I still have some shit to live for.

by The Conjurer February 26, 2021

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Cripple Piss

When you lay down flat in the back of the movie theater, and piss on the floor like a cripple.

It will drip down to the front of the theater and then you win.

I needed to piss while we were out watching "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues" at the theater, but I didn't want to miss anything - I laid down and popped a quick cripple piss.

by BIG DAX March 6, 2021

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