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Cocal Cowboy 

A wrangler and monger of whores at the Cocal, a casino and brothel located in Jaco Beach, Costa Rica
Is that W over there with two hot prostitutas? Yes, he's a real Cocal Cowboy.
Cocal Cowboy by Kurt the Flurt January 25, 2013

Jamaican Cowboy 

Taking one mans' belly button lint from another mans belly button and putting it in someone else's mouth.
Berg just got Jamaican cowboy'd by Charles.
Jamaican Cowboy by Chuckyneuf December 23, 2012

left bank cowboy 

the peculiar yet somewhat predictable transformation certain young American celebrities experience upon going Continental (i.e., living or working in Europe). Akin to drugstore cowboy.
American actress Kristen Stewart has now made not one, but two, yes two, French films. Probably on the advice of her agents and handlers she has subsequently done the following :

1) shaved her head (like Sinead O'Connor);

2) dyed it blonde (like Annie Lennox);

3) and entered what appears to be her first serious lesbian/same sex relationship (like any number of American female expats of the last century).

I suspect before long she will also be sporting a Parisian accent, opening a salon, quoting Baudelaire, Cocteau, and Satre' incessantly, and complaining endlessly about all those bourgeoise, materialistic Americans who care only for money and nothing for art. Like Gwyneth Paltrow and so many others before, Kristen Stewart has become a left bank cowboy.

Cocaine cowboy 

A guy who fucks around with only 7+’s while completely relying on cocaine to make it through a weekend.
-wears wranglers religiously
Sam was the definition of a cocaine cowboy this weekend.
Cocaine cowboy by Papalongleg January 19, 2021

Job For a Cowboy

A deathcore band turned death metal after their first release, Doom EP, pinned them as a poser deathcore band made for Hot Topic scene kids. The band was hated by "real" death metal fans mostly because of the vocalist's pig squeals. The band continues to receive hate from death metal fans due to the Doom EP, even though the band has released 3 very good technical death metal records since Doom and the band still receives a lot of hate from their former Hot Topic scene kid fans for not playing "br00tal breakdowns" since Doom. Job For A Cowboy is a very good technical death metal band but will sadly never be taken seriously despite their amazing efforts.
JFAC Fan: "Have you heard Job For A Cowboy lately?"
DeathMetalHead: "No way, they're a poser band for scene kids."
JFAC Fan: "Have you heard Genesis? Ruination? Gloom?"
DeathMetalHead: "Well......no......"

SceneKid: "Y U NO PLAY BREAKDOWNS ANYMORE?"
JFAC Fan: "Because they got talented."

cornhole cowboy 

someone (usually a male) who is adventerous with anothers anus. in plural it usually refers to two males who are particularly gay.
Hey Jonothan, I was unaware that Raymond and Dorian were such cornhole cowboys.
cornhole cowboy by Alex Ramsay July 16, 2008