collective corners

When someone eats lunch and then 5 hours later there is residue or everything they ate the whole day in condensed form plastered to the corners of their mouth moving slightly when intense words are used.

Jim's collective corners distracted me from the twinkle in his eye.

by MARGE November 18, 2004

Congestive

what a sexy dumb blonde biaatch!!

*walks into door*
wot a congestive wannabe :S:S::S

by loooooooooooolhi October 20, 2008

Conceptive

The opposite of contraceptive; someone or something that gets knocked up in a most regular way.

Q: How come Katie didn't come to my knockin bbq?

A: You know how conceptive she is, she was probably back at the clinic.

by terrapin February 4, 2010

Corrective Lens

Something you put on your face so that other people's beauty becomes more apparent. It fixes the problem in your eyes.

Hey, give me my corrective lens', I need them to ride that outlandish giraffe.

by PAYJE April 20, 2010

Connection detection

Checking for feasable signal

Connection detection makes for easy net eclection.

by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010

connection whore

Someone who immediately tries to "friend" someone on Facebook or "link" to on Linkedin right after making their acquaintence (see also post-acquaintance friend request).

Joe: Damn, C just linked with the new sales guy at Acme before we were even finished with the conference call, what a connection whore.
Bob: I know, she's always looking for new people to up her connection count.

by leo341 June 13, 2011

Connecticut

Dense. Very densely populated, and waaaaay too liberal.

Hey, what's it like up in Connecticut?
Dense.
With trees?
No, with people.

by The JuiceTin September 20, 2015