Fog Computing

(n) A group of computer setups where a single computer/server acts as the brain for a set of "dumb" computers. (See: Cloud Computing)

The University Library has a server to manage all their terminals. This setup is a Fog Computing network.

by JaDarken March 30, 2009

Cloud Computing

When one gets extremely high and tries to use a computer.

I was so baked during my cloud computing session.

by GMoney3 October 11, 2010

apple computer

A computer made by Apple

IMac

by Rodderz July 3, 2003

apple computer

A piece of shit computer, mainly used by the elderly.

by Wenis July 3, 2003

computer

Code word for hot chick in the office.

Hey Morelli, you gotta go check out the new computer on the first floor.

by Kidzap September 2, 2005

apple computer

expensive paperweight...ironically they do not weigh very much

dude that sucked, my term paper just blew away when my apple computer fell off my desk... no i'm not worried about the apple computer, but i'm pissed about the pencil it broke when it fell.

by j-mo-fucka July 3, 2003

Naked computer kid

A young male who spends his adolescent years sitting in front of his laptop communicating via webcam with underage girls...naked.

*Random Conversations*
"...Yeah and we were like talking using webcam and he was like 'Oh, would it be awkward if I told you I was naked right now..?'"
"Oh! He must have been Naked Computer Kid!"

by VirginiaisaLesbian May 15, 2009