condom

1.(noun) A sheath placed over the penis during intercourse to prevent the flow of semen. Used for prevention of STD's including, but not limited to, herpes, syphillis, and babies.
2.(noun) An insult. Used to describe a person whom one would rather not have around, but in some cases is good to have around anyway. See example below.

1. I practiced safe sex and used a condom.
2. A: John is coming over too
B: Oh, man. John is such a condom.
A: Huh?
B: Well, we don't really want him around, he puts a damper on the fun...but he's practical.
A: Huh?
B: He's a tool/douche, but he's also giving us a ride.
A: Oh, sweet word!

by 12345666 September 19, 2004

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Sock Condom

When you take your sock off by rolling off like a condom

Jim "whoa all the socks in your drawer look like big cotton condoms!"

Mike "Yeah there sock condoms"

by jcblm5145 March 13, 2010

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Codomy

During the 1862 Indian wars in the Dakotas, the tribes of the Sioux and the Dakota would humiliate fallen US soldiers by inserting a fish into their rectum. Thus the practice of codomy was born.

Join the Army they said, see the world they said, hell I'm in it just for the codomy.

by iFletch July 13, 2009

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