contempleting

While working toward deciding upon, creating or doing something relatively specific, this is the act of doing somewhat smaller and less than totally committed actions that trend more towards active contemplation than just simply, contemplation.

While contempleting a possible trip to Mexico with her 5th ex-husband, she casually tallied up the travel costs she would expend on Expedia.com..

He was contempleting including his boss on that email he was typing up about something the guy barely understood, but decided, nah -screw him, he doesn't know shit anyway and removed him from the distro list..

by RadioVisionary February 7, 2008

Dick measuring contest

Something you try to win if you're the kind of guy that thinks a female would rather have sex with you than cut your dick off. Whether you have 2 or 4 inches of hard dick, or 8 to 10 inches of flaccid dick, if it's laying out in a cornfield in the moonlight, what's the difference? The blood is black either way, and it's no longer attached to the rest of you.

If you ask females, having sex with a female, having sex with nobody, and cutting a guy's dick off would be before having sex with a guy on a list of things to do that day. Perhaps Lorena Bobbitt flipped a coin, heads he keeps his dick, tails his dick goes in the cornfield, and she didn't tell him which way the coin flip went until he woke up the next morning. That would be a way to suprise a guy that put more importance in coming first in the dick measuring contest than anything else in life.

by The Original Agahnim June 30, 2021

content'd

content'd is when batteloid dies to HJDoogan.

i can take that content, you just got content'd.

by JimGames January 18, 2020

choteau

a small worthless whole in the ground

Choteau,Teton County, Montana, USA,

by Ernie Maxfield December 11, 2007

c-note

To not-so-casually drop the reference that one attended Cornell University.

Idiom: to "flash someone a c-note" or to "flash a c-note."
Cf. H-bomb.

Did I tell you how I met my wife when we were both at Cornell?

Hey, you didn't have to flash your c-note like that!

by Rick Colosimo October 20, 2008

pie-eating contest

performing oral sex on a menstruating female.

Looks like Johnny's been having a pie-eating contest.

by sammy dan August 22, 2006

cnotedog

A rich person. A wise and smart one also. For short say cnote.

yo cnotedog wassup.

by Joe wayne Jackson December 10, 2020