Closet Keeper

Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..

Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .

by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016

Closet-Goblin

A person who is said to be more attractive then he or she really is, or a person who seems more attractive thanks to the aid of cosmetics, clothing, poor lighting, etc.

Bob's new girl friend he's been bragging about is a closet-goblin.

by Tramov February 12, 2009

Closet-opener

A girl who dates a guy,who immedately after they break up becomes or tells everyone that he is actually gay.

My sister is a closet-opener, her last boyfriend is now dating a dude.

by Mattiswhack69 April 10, 2011

thunder closet

The bathroom, particularly the one where you would poop.

I am about to hunker down in the ol thunder closet and launch a big ol steamy sewer pickle.

by goodolick May 8, 2015

Clear the closet

Bro 1 : Hey bro can u clear my closet ;)

Bro 2 : Yeh bro what you wanna use this time

Bro 1 : Im feeling extra saucy maybe your pp ;)

Bro 2 : yes G

Bro 1 and Bro 2: Ugh UGh HAyusggasbajhbd

Yo help me clear the closet, Aight brah ;)

by magnet977 November 25, 2019

Closet Keeper

Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..

Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .

by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016

closet bangers

Two people that are having intercourse at work and trying to hide it.

Did you hear about the boss and the chick in accounting?

Yeah they are closet bangers.

by Azmodeus July 6, 2017