Closet-opener

A girl who dates a guy,who immedately after they break up becomes or tells everyone that he is actually gay.

My sister is a closet-opener, her last boyfriend is now dating a dude.

by Mattiswhack69 April 10, 2011

Closet-Goblin

A person who is said to be more attractive then he or she really is, or a person who seems more attractive thanks to the aid of cosmetics, clothing, poor lighting, etc.

Bob's new girl friend he's been bragging about is a closet-goblin.

by Tramov February 12, 2009

Hanse’s Closet

When someone has bad fashion sense/is a fashion terrorist, people will refer to Hanse’s closet.

Joe: Look what he’s wearing!
Mary: It looks like it’s straight out of Hanse’s closet.

Joe: I know, right? How can someone own an article of clothing that ugly!

by subinsbf March 18, 2018

closet whore

The person everyone loves to fuck but no one admits to it. The one that never gets introduced to friends or relatives. Is frequently taken out and played with but never discussed.

We go out so little I'm starting to feel like a closet whore.

by MizGided July 25, 2022

closet hobby

a hobby that is completed secretly and unknown to others. it is enjoyed!

I love editing when I make home movies, it's my closet hobby!

by askajiggle May 2, 2016

Closet babe

a homesexual male living a secret heterosexual life. Prefers to be the submissive type in the heterosexual relationship.

Mario has been living as a closet babe.

by Username1234509876 October 17, 2022

closet crackhead

Someone who hides their crack or drug addiction from their friends and steals money to fulfill it

My friend Koy is a closet crackhead because I know he’s a tweak but he won’t admit it

by DrJeffery January 25, 2020