clarinet

Old-time slang for penis, most popular in the 1920's. Currently still very popular in nursing homes and anywhere frequented by octogenarians.

Suck my Clarinet, Callahan!

by Goulet198 September 15, 2009

Calvin Cycle

Contrary to popular belief, the Calvin Cycle does not refer to the process of photosynthesis in plants. It refers to the online Internetainer Leafyishere. Similar to the Keemstar Cycle, the cycle follows as such:

1. Bullying

2. YouTube Drama
3. Shitty Behavior Backfires
4. Plays Victim

The Calvin Cycle is almost certain to coincide with the Keemstar Cycle.

"Did you see how Leafy pulled a typical Calvin cycle last week."

"One week the Keemstar Cycle, followed suite by the Calvin Cycle. When will this madness end."

by jranthony98 October 18, 2016

clagina

Really large penis.

I'm gonna demolish your vagina with my clagina.

Dude, My clagina didn't even fit in her vag.

It's often a stereotype that black people have claginas.

OG Mudbone has a large clagina.

by NeedleDick6 November 19, 2010

bass clarinet

A bass clarinet is a musical instrument. For the uninitiated, a bass clarinet resembles a regular clarinet, but it's shaped a little more like a saxophone and sounds a little more like a cow.

Boy 1: Did you hear that cow?
Boy 2: That's actually a recording of my bass clarinet recital.
Boy 1: Great... um... I think I hear my mom calling...

by Fred Durst jr. December 14, 2008

calvin

Nearest relative to Kelvin ie... degrees Kelvin a measrue of both hot and cold...much like this persons basketball skills, except he is usually cold. So cold that he is usually red or black, red like Nebraska and black like the black shirts....both of which suck.... oh yeah and red and black may be his new hair color, mixed with a little dander.

try Calvin Kadavay ie camel (toe) Kadavay

by big deacon December 14, 2008

rusty clarinete

when a guy t-bag's you and you give him a hand job at the same time. this simulates a clarinete.

the combination of the t-bag and the hand job was the ultimate sensation. it was shortly followed by a

by Anonymous May 22, 2003

calvin locke

A bloody badass with an astounding body and no care for his own safety. 90% muscle and the rest of him is balls and dick. He once tripped and cracked the sidewalk he fell on. Chuck Norris looks for him in the closet at night. Trump wakes in the night screaming his name. His baldness is legendary.

Who is your God, mines Calvin Locke. *Eagle noises*

by Marty Gra January 18, 2017