Chub Rub No.2

When you shit in your hand and manually stimulate someone's (or your own) member

"Hey do you wanna get Taco Bell and come back to my place? I'll give you a Chub Rub No.2. "

by Tjmb553 May 19, 2023

Chub bud

2 guy friends with synchronized semi-erections

Pat and Mike became closer chub buds when they pitched tents while pitching a tent together

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum July 23, 2016

Chub

When you become a little erect but its just enough for people to notice.

So i was working out today and Jessica bent over right in front of me. I looked down to see myself chub and though, shit.

by bzw605 October 22, 2014

Chub

A clear and definitive loser trying to be cool.

It's typically done by engaging in latest fashion, pop music and social media trends.

"Seen Dylan's yeezys?" "lol yea, that chub needs to hop off kanye's dick"

by EcclesiaSS December 9, 2024

Texan Tub Chub

When your elderly father overestimates his own strength and gets stuck in the bath tub, you have to help him out, and you see his shrivelly willy in the process.

Sarah has been traumatized by the Texan Tub Chub and never wants to see her dad’s junk ever again.

by Nat R. September 6, 2023

Chub Penguin

When a man attempts to make his penis erect in a frigid environment but the penis only gets to half mast.

I tried to be the first person to nut on Mt. Everest but instead I had a Chub Penguin

by Boner Forest October 22, 2018

Chubs

Chubs a girl who is very sweet and nice but like a coin can be very harsh and cold if irritated. Chubs tend to fight the people they love to express their care for them. If you have a chubs in your life you are very lucky they will always watch your back and care for you when needed most. Chubs are very picky to with a romatic partner and if they do not like you or think you are worth their time they will destroy any chance you have at being together, but if she likes you she will never admit it and she makes sure it is very difficult for you too know she likes you. Chubs are very tough people to be friends with but if you care for them and make sure they know you love them they will always fight by your side.

Chubs and i argued about something dumb and she walked away.
She will be back give you time to cool off

by Chiefq1 November 11, 2019