The RIV

Rasta immunodeficiency virus. Passed between humans (possibly human to animal, vice versa but research is inconclusive) through the passing of dirty smoking apparatus. It harms your immune system by destroying the white blood cells that fight infection. This puts you at risk for infections mostly respiratory issues. ARIDS stands for acquired rasta immunodeficiency syndrome. It is the final stage of infection with The RIV.

"I hit this brah's vape at the show and came down with The RIV!"

by Uhuhoxidized February 28, 2019

Ocean Chub

Erection caused by moving water flopping around and stimulating your genitals. Can be amplified by loose fitting, silky swim trunks.

I cannot get out of the water right now until my ocean chub deflates.

by Uhuhoxidized May 28, 2024