Children

The little demons that keep you awake at night.

Children: the reason why you have that gun at your bedside table.

by Figo3 May 23, 2018

Children

Small hell spawns that spit, cough, and yell when you don't get them the orange juice they want for their lunch, that's why they mostly end up at an orphanage.

"I'm going to send them to an orphanage if the children keep breathing."
"I think you have problems."

by M0th3r's-M0nt3r March 7, 2022

Children

Children are a pain

I don’t want children because they suck

by AnayahCHILEEE May 1, 2022

crack for children

Stuff that kids are addicted to

Guy 1: Hey have you heard of Fortnite
Guy 2: Yeah it’s crack for children

by Fireguy47 August 29, 2018

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

the noob children

4 little noobs aspiring to take over the world alongside their parent, nuggets.

the noob children kidnapped my goldfish!!! HELP!!!

by jimmybiscut74 April 8, 2021

crunchy children

Children that are crunchy.

"Hey Bleb! Don't you think those are crunchy children or ducks?"

by Aelin~Rose~ June 30, 2021