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chief sandwich officer

The individual in every organization that is most concerned by what is for lunch. He/She does not order lunch. But must have lunch. Always. Even when it is dinner.
Father of the modern position of Chief Sandwich Officer: Brady Walcott.
One hour after lunch, my Chief Sandwich Officer explained he was hungry. Being experienced senior management, he produced a pocket sandwich and ate heartily. This both quieted his hunger and insured I had to answer all client questions since his mouth was full and it would be rude to speak.
by Troubled by the CSO April 8, 2015
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Anal Aperture in Chief

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS despite it being cumbersome to use.
Having chosen Tulsa, a symbol for our deep American racial divide, for his next campaign rally, the Anal Aperture in Chief has hit rock bottom and chosen a venue that will galvanize equal rights protests all over the world.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 11, 2020
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War Criminal in Chief

A new nickname for the 45th POTUS after he green-lighted the mass slaughter of our Kurdish allies in Syria.
This well-deserved nickname may finally allow Trump Jong Un to feel like he’s hit the big time and can be known throughout history as the War Criminal in Chief; he can now join the powerful ranks of all of his deeply loved badass, mass-murdering dictator idols.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 17, 2019
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Morning Chief Session

As billy hit his vape he knew he had a fine morning chief session.
by cg lip packer 69 January 4, 2017
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kansas city chiefs

The Kansas City Chiefs are a professional American football team based in Kansas City, Missouri. They are currently members of the Western Division of the American Football Conference (AFC) in the National Football League (NFL).

The Chiefs hold the distinction of being the second AFL team (after the New York Jets) to defeat an NFL club in an AFL-NFL World Championship Game when they defeated the Minnesota Vikings in Super Bowl IV.

The Chiefs are led by: Trent Green (QB), Priest Holmes (RB), Larry Johnson (RB), and Eddie Kennison (WR).
1) The Kansas City Chiefs are the best team in the NFL.
by JulianQ May 25, 2006
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Chief Keef that Pussy

When you ram your index finger into the pussy violently twice, yelling out " BANG BANG!"
David- Hey how did the date go last night?
Peter- Yeah I Chief keef that pussy, BANG BANG!
by sentaii April 11, 2019
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Being the Fire chief

Being the fire chief is best defined as speaking out of your head, or talking in your sleep. While talking on the phone, should you suddenly become tired and start speaking crazy talk, you can be accused of "being the fire chief"
One night Eli was talking to Lauren on the phone and upon becoming very tired, Eli stated that he was the fire chief and proceeded to go into great detail of how he runs the fire house, hence he was "being the fire chief". This is the origin of this term.
by ChiefEP1234 June 16, 2010
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