Captain's club

Origin: LBI, NEW JERSEY
Definition: The act of getting head, dome, BJ, ETC. while in a boat. The boat does not have to be moving but it is more prestigous if it is.

Ed joined the Captain's CLub last summer.

by ED May 13, 2005

Captain Onishima

Captain of the police crew on the Sega Dreamcast game Jet Grind Radio; a total jive turkey. Noted for his shortness, his funky hair/five o' clock shadow, and his determination to bring you down. An interesting cross between Dragnet and Dirty Harry.

Captain Onishima's motto is, "I'm the judge and the jury and I'm gonna send you down the river!". Pssh.

by Tendo Queen July 23, 2005

Captain Bubbles

Undefinable.

Captain Bubbles is far too awesome to be described using the words of mere mortals.

by ByThePowerOfGreySkull September 27, 2009

captain sodomite

1) A guy that is 100% addicted to getting backdoor action from a girl. All he talks about is nailing her in the backdoor.

2) A man who loves to jackhammer a woman only in the backdoor.

There he goes again. Eric is being quite the Captain Sodomite. All day he only talked about how long it would take him to hit her in the backdoor.

by TenNugent October 8, 2013

captain morgan

The approach of ones sexual partener from a rear entry position. This differs from the conventional method, however, in that male 'takes a knee' to position himself behind his partener in a fashion resembling the stance of Captain Morgan, spokesperson of the popular spiced rum.

Shlogan Captain Morganed a chick.

by Marcellis Wallace March 27, 2005

Captain Morgan Wipe

The preferred technique for wiping one's ass. One must be nude or pantless for proper execution. After completion of the deuce, you arise, inspect your work, form a satisfied grin on your face, place a bare foot on the still warm seat (striking the Captain Morgan pose) for easy cleaning access, and commence wiping.

My gf caught me in the middle of a Captain Morgan wipe yesterday. I really need to start closing the bathroom door.

by Dan I am February 5, 2010

Captain of The Chocolate Runway

A homosexual person. i.e a fag

damn that guy must be captain of the chocolate runway

by Anonymous February 16, 2003