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bowling balls

Dumb girls that come back after being treated like crap; you put your fingers in 'em, then when your done you throw them in the gutter, but they come back.
I humped this girl last moth and left without saying goodbye, now everytime I see her at the bar we go to her place and leave in the morning...she's one of my new bowling balls.
by David Kilpatrick December 7, 2006
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bowing

To Draw or Push.
We all laughed our ass off when we saw the dog Bowing in the grass. Loud screams were heard when Judy was lying there Bowing till the Dr. deliverd the baby.
by anonymous January 4, 2004
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T-Bowing

A Football player who prayed to jesus every time he throws a touch down. Then in the semifinals is abandoned by God and looses terribly because God now hates him.
Eli: I got a touch down (thanks God)
Douche bag: Stop T-Bowing u dumb shit
by Woba February 1, 2012
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Bowlie

Originated in Portsmouth, England in the mid 80’s, meaning Retard
"that guy from Southampton, is proper Bowlie"
by BeAsT May 7, 2005
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air bowing

term referring to novice violin and chello players who pretend to play during musical performances in order to impress their parents.
When I was in fourth grade, all I did was air bow. Carolyn is a really good violin player, when I was her age I just air bowed. There were several children air bowing the concert.

What a coincidence! I went to the Symphony last night and I was in the audience totally air bowing, and then today I got my Word of the Day and there it was, but wtf they can't even spell cello!
by kiph55 June 18, 2009
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Wii Bowling

A sport commonly used indoors, in a relatively small space, and seen on a television screen.
Reasons for use: People are too lazy to actually go to a legitament bowling alley and FAIL there. Or because they just got a WII and dont know what else to do with it....
Hey, im bored. Wanna go play Wii Bowling or crush eggs with our bare hands?
by HeyMacarana January 8, 2009
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bowl in a china shop

The re-interpretation or misinterpretation of an expression.
ie. 1 (from the movie “The Graduate”)
Mr. Robinson: “Don't you think your plan is kind-of half-baked, son?”
Ben: “Oh no sir. It's all the way baked.”

ie. 2
The conversation about our big, clumsy uncle came to a halt when she asked in exasperation, "What's so strange about a bowl in a china shop!?"

ie. 3
Teacher: “All right class, the last thing I want to get to is...”
Class clown: “Yeah. That's the last thing we want to get to, too.”

Well that was a bowl in a china shop! I guess he'd never heard that green can mean 'sick' as well as 'jealous'.
by Chrissisyphus January 9, 2009
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