Boof ass bitch

When someone does something annoying and frustrating

Ryan: Hey man you're so lucky you have Mr. Dave for chemistry
Ilya: That dosen't matter, chemistry is chemistry, regardless of teachers
Ryan: You boof ass bitch! That makes no sense!

by hulk1823 October 10, 2018

boof some doof

This a term most often used when someone wants to shove food up their ass for sustenance. To boof something is when you insert something inside your rectum. Food spelled backwards is doof, which is used for rhyming purposes in this case.

Person 1: Hey, are you hungry?
Person 2: Yeah definitely, but this gum tastes really good right now so I'm just gonna boof some doof.

by pretingers December 14, 2018

john wilkes boof

Is when you convince a friend to boof for the first time and they die from it.

Dude, did you see Chris last night? Larry convinced him to boof some drank and he yeeted his cololn and fell TF out, totally got John Wilkes Boofed.

by ponoche the kid May 14, 2021

boof boy/boi

1. a male of low intelligence

2. a boy actin fake; a snake

Sike nigga, its a prank. I gotchu this time boof boy/boi.

Is that fake gucci? You lookin like a boof boy/boi dead ass.

by niggahlishous September 06, 2017

Boof It

It's another way of saying to have sex with

Guy:"Hey Sam do you want to boof it with Maddie."
Dude:"I don't know..."

by DudeGuyWhatever January 27, 2016

Boofed out anus

A '''boofed out anus''' is the result that occurs over time while practicing a lifetime of continuous anal cavity and sphincter elasticity abuse caused by birth control methods such as anal sex and extereme prostate fisting to avoid unwanted pregnancy. A boofed out anus often makes and act of flatulence into a zephyr-like wisp of air that normal sphincters would produces as farts due to the gaping nature of the anal cavity. There are multiple surgeries costing insane amounts of money in order to reconstruct the anus in order to rewind the effects of anal boofing but not many surgeries have been succesful or produced any natural looking results. People with boofed out anus syndrome also suffer from ogre like cankles and low levels of intelligence.

Julie is so gassy today but thanks to her boofed out anus I have not heared a sound!

by suckiteasy August 09, 2014

Alaskan Boof Sickle

Shit in a blender, put drugs in the blender. Blend it and shove it in a condom and freeze it. Take off the condom and shove it up your ass. Let it melt.

Yo, that Alaskan Boof Sickle gave me a mad high bro!

by PussBoss69 June 01, 2017