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junk bond 

(FINANCE) originally, a bond rated as not investment grade by a credit rating agency (e.g., Standard & Poor, Ernst & Young, or Moody's).

Later, a bond was a financial instrument deliberately created to have absurdly high levels of risk (of default), which was then priced in and "hedged" by a fund manager. Junk bonds are routinely used to finance leveraged buyouts.
Michael Milken was the junk bond innovator who figured out how to make them an effective investment vehicle. Yes, he later went to jail for securities law violations.
junk bond by Abu Yahya September 1, 2010
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The Lesbian Bondage Fiasco 

Hit indie band founded on April 8th, 2010.
"hey man, we're gonna go see the lesbian bondage fiasco. they rock."

benedikt 

benedikt, besides being a name, also an expression for laziness at work.
Jess: Stop pretending like you're doing something... Stop being a Benedikt and start to work.

Manager: Stop benedikting around!
benedikt by leibnizli November 19, 2013

Benedict Cumberbatch 

The man that has millions of women chasing after him, and millions of men wanting to be him. Noted for his amazing acting skills and his cheekbones.
I could cut myself slapping those cheekbones - Irene Adler referring to Sherlock who is played by Benedict Cumberbatch
When you tie your bitch up and have rough sex with her
As I came in the door on our anniversary, I saw my bitch on the bed begging to be tied up.she knew I loved bondage. Of course, I got naked and tired her up as she moaned from arousel. I ripped her bra and panties off with my teeth and she gave me a blow job. So of course, to return the favour, I ate her out. I licked the living daylights out of her clit and simultaneously fingered her until she squirted. We fucked hours into the night. Best anniversary ever
Originally was the act of having sex. But has expanded to meaning anything sexual.
oh word, i just bonded last night.
Bond by fatlitteman October 31, 2010

Pope Benedict XVI 

The new pope, well, he's not that new, I can tell that the new pope smell is starting to wear off and catholics are getting back to their lives.
damn, the new pope smell is great, but seriously, it wears off pretty fast.
Pope Benedict XVI by Brian August 28, 2005