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Bog

"Yo I'm dyin for a bog right now"
by sexylaxer45 January 21, 2009
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Bog Book

Bog Book- (North Irish) A book you take to the toilet with you to pass the time. Usually a favourite book or the one you happen to be reading at the time. While most who take a Bog Book to the lavatory will also take a newspaper or a laptop, Only actual books can have the term applied. That said, some scientists believe that Laptops and Newspapers serve much the same function in the same situation. Kindle users however, are just pretentious cunts and would be advised to do everyone else a favour and flush their overpriced nonsense down the shitter from whence it came.
"Man, I'm touchin' cloth here- Have you seen my Bog Book?"
by Luckiii November 5, 2011
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bog boy

A gay boy that eats pot noodles and lives in his parents house at 40 years old because his 20 year marriage failed because he thought he was Apollo justice
he is such a bog boy
by kanecklesthecentipede May 6, 2019
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Dig-Bog

The act of poking someone's neck for your own enjoyment.
person 1: dig-bog!
person 2: ow, what the hell dude?
by fbiwhodat May 20, 2024
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Bog Maggots

Small rolled pieces of toilet paper stained with feces that are created when vigorously wiping the bum crack after a shit.

Tiny worm shaped pieces of the paper fall off the wad and lay around the toilet seat or the floor area around the pan that look like shitty little maggots
'For fucks sake Dave, you've left bog maggots on the seat again. Can't you wipe your arse like any normal person?'

'..Sorry love'
by CountLippe February 12, 2021
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