child board

like water boarding, but you hold her head down while climaxing in the poi’s mouth

yo! did you hear about how jackson did a child board on his girlfriend

child board by anonymous May 26, 2024

Shartcuterie board 

Where an individual is getting spanked with a paddle after having a spicy Indian takeaway from the night before then farts before following through and promptly shits all over the paddle, leaving a slurry of meat, vegetables and shit all over it.

Woman: Hey pookie why is the wooden paddle board in the bin?
Man: Sorry babe last night I accidentally turned the paddle into a shartcuterie board.

Shartcuterie board by LankyLandNoodle May 27, 2024

tactical board 

cock.

at least, in doom bible terms

damn my tactical board is so hard right now

tactical board by iminhellplshelpahhh July 7, 2024

White Board is on the Wall 

When bitches think they're funny but they're not... you dumb ass bitch.

ok well the white board is on the wall.

White Board is on the Wall by flamingo1423 April 29, 2025

White Board is on the Wall 

When bitches think they're funny but they're not... you dumb ass bitch.

ok well the white board is on the wall.

White Board is on the Wall by flamingo1423 April 29, 2025

bulletin board

The place where SMS shorthands like YAML (Yeah, I Am Making Love) oftentimes originate from

I found the latest SMS shorthand on the bulletin board; it’s where all the cool kids share their new lingo!

bulletin board by Emotional Cruiser November 3, 2025

Fartcuterie Board

A rendition of a charcuterie board that only includes food that makes one cut off major fart gasses. Includes items such as broccoli, cauliflower, pickled eggs, bean dip, hummus etc.

I went over to Gregg's house and he was serving fartcuterie boards. Everyone was letting out major rippers!

Fartcuterie Board by Banter-King December 31, 2025