J-beaning

J-beaning is a sexual act, or fetish, where one pours jelly beans all over their lover and attempts to guess the flavors by consuming them off of their partner's body.

"Man, dis girl was into some weird ass shit, she had me j-beaning n errthang."

"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."

by ButteredPopcorn October 9, 2014

growned beanie

When inmates make pot brownies out of alcohol and poop

Bro I got cross faded from that “growned beanie”

by Pongoe January 29, 2018

Canadian beanie

Oh so frothy fromagè of the labial love flaps with a complex thrusty cheese blue vane of sour curtains that suffocates your face and warms your ears.

This hot chick did a Canadian Beanie on me last night and now I have an itchy tongue

by Poxy August 17, 2018

Jelly Beaning

To suck somebody's toes that have been dipped in sugar, honey or other sweet substance.

I was jelly beaning a bird last night, using melted Galaxy Minstrels.

by StoneyC August 20, 2018

Skin Beanie

Another way of saying foreskin

"hey man just got a skin beanie!"
"dude no way!"

by HotPocketInMyAss February 21, 2019

Eye Banfield

He is looking at you

Eye Banfield will be looking at us tonight when we sleep.

by anonymous May 26, 2019

evie beanie

Nickname for an amazing girl called Evelyn. She is the best person you'll ever meet. She's kind, funny, interesting, intelligent, always with you. You can never get wrong with her.

"Hey you know Evie? "

"You mean Evie beanie? "
"Oh yeah"

by Nicko nicko June 2, 2019