The Council of Bald

Any of the most intimidating bald people in the world

He is part of The Council of Bald.

by BigC_heese October 3, 2020

Mr Body Bald

Mr Body Bald is a robot resembling a bald child that looks like Malachi. Mr Body Bald will scream about how he is going to Urinate all over you and poop all over you untill, his butt turns white. The only way to shut him down is to say "Penis". His goal in life is to get someone to "Suck his butt untill it turns red."

Levi: Why can't you just suck my butt till it turns red?!

Noah: Shut up Mr Body Bald

by Foxy2009 September 18, 2021

Maiara Joana balde

Maiara Joana balde is a wonderful and beautiful Girl who will always succeed she’s always happy to help others and always kind she’s may be difficult to understand but when u get to know her she’s the best person you could have as a friend she’s very honest and is Always up for fun

Maiara Joana balde is brutally honest but I’m a nice way

by Tijojo November 23, 2021

International day of hating bald rich men

Is the day where everyone in the world send their hate against the bald men.
It's celebrated on the 19th of april.

#InternationalDayOfHatingBaldRichMen

Oh yeah! Today its the International day of hating bald rich men!

by Vacão April 18, 2022

bald tightie

A tight virgin vagina just waiting to be sliced .... aka jail bait

Shit, I loves those bald tighties yo.

by Noel Middleton March 28, 2003

The Bald Guy

A boss who engages in anal sex with female pornstars with overly large breasts (sometimes two at a time).

"dude the bald guy fucked the shit out of Shyla Stylez!"

by Jamalt Liquor September 4, 2011

bald biscuit

A cleanly shaven pussy, specifically on a white female.

Just fucked Andrea, man, the bald biscuit on that chick was like a baby's bottom.

Jamy would've had a perfect bald biscuit, but she had a 5:00 pussy shadow.

by thatonepedophilejk December 22, 2012