Batty man

Da creature known as Da Goonerman is definitely a Batty Boy

see above for an example of a Batty Boy

by ManYooMan January 7, 2005

bufty

well there is different scales, there is different types as well. phil is the only true bufty, daragh is a natural bufty through and through

hehehe, u bufty

by Cian February 6, 2004

battypuis

it basically means wet fanny it was used in ali g

"Man me julie has one moist battypuis"

by Loz March 10, 2005

Batty Puppet

A definative person which causes utter lameity to happen to a person or persons just because they like being assholeish. Similar to randomite but more targeted and powerful. You feel like the person wants to stick their hand up your ass (batty) and probably has a batty fetish..and control you

Shes a batty puppet high commander, intending to ruin my life. Ugh pax her wdr

by Queen Jenni of Sparta October 19, 2008

BFTYPMO

Best Friends Til You Piss Me Off

(1) You're my BFTYPMO... until I see how you look at my girl.
(2) You're my BFTYPMO... until I get the lab results back.
(3) You're my BFTYPMO... until you touch my daughter.
Hmmm... truly intergenerational, eh?

by hartnougat March 24, 2010

Baftoon

A rare crossbreed of a Baboon, a Buffoon and a Looney Toon. Said to have originated some time in the 1960s when Walt Disney went on safari in Africa and smuggled a baboon home to his studios. Around the same period, Tom Cruise was born.

Sub species of a Baftard

Also used as a derogatory term for Scientologist

"I have to get a rabies shot because a Baftoon bit me"

by E*Rock October 21, 2010

Bifty

A person attempting to give off the air of a member of the upper classes, when it's known by all in the vicinity that you are in fact just the same as your fellow man.

Jamie, why are you wearing a wax jacket and carrying a shotgun, we're at a football match. You fucking bifty.

by Bifty McBifBif November 28, 2010