Aspyn

Aspyn's are typically short. They're crazy, funny, and weird. They will fight for their friends no matter what. Aspyn's tend to have a lot of friends too.

Noun: Aspyn is an amazing friend

by ——— October 25, 2018

Asperger's Syndrome

A state of mental existence often misdiagnosed as a disorder. Though this is probably to be expected, as people who do not benefit from Asperger's were the ones who decided to call it one. Asperger's is a form of high-functioning autism that has effects such as the ability to focus intently and a level of logical thinking that almost rivals computers. Asperger's people also have a lower tendency to care about social interactions and graces, which is likely why neurotypicals (normal folks, often abbreviated NT) consider them disabled.

Asperger's is no more a disorder than sleep is. If anything, the mind of an Asperger's individual is more organized than a normal person's.

by Sky Render April 3, 2005

Áspero

Is a state of mind or feeling when you are complaining about something or simply uncomfortable/upset in some situation.
Also mentioned as: Ásperous

Guy1: "Oh god! This PC still dosent work!"
Guy2: "Hey! Are you Áspero?" or "Hey! Are you Ásperous?"

Guy1 is sitting in a chair in complete silence with a stange face.
Guy2 pass nearby and says: "Hey! Are you Áspero?" or "Hey! Are you Ásperous?"

by Arcanjo January 25, 2011

Asparanesia

When a person eats asparagus and forgets that they have consumed it and is knocked to their knees by the funk when they pee an hour or two later.

I had total asparanesia until I took a whiz at the bar and was reminded that I had asparagus with my dinner.

by chip70 January 5, 2012

Aspoonded

The act of being assaulted with a spoon.

If you don't stop, you will get aspoonded!

by Zxcameronxz November 12, 2015

asping

Saying something non-funny repeatedly to annoy the other people.

Justin Beiber was asping by repeatedly saying "BABY".

by dogeeatingdogs July 5, 2016

asping

The act of repeating something not funny over and over again, usually through an instant messaging system.

Person One: JHOOOONNNNN CCCCCEEEENNNNAAAAA!!!!!!
You: STOP asping!

by Person#101245 July 5, 2016