1 inch

In the top 0.01% of the largest Johnsons in America

Beta Male: How big is it?
Alpha Male: 1 inch
Blonde WAHmen: 1 inch? I need at least 1 foot
Beta Male: I have 1 foot.
Alpha Male: I have 2 foot but one inch
Beta Male: Fuck you
Blonde WAHmen: I don't get it

by JamesAlanSmith October 25, 2023

Six inch stinger

When a privileged white make covers his penis in hot sauce and proceeds to thrust themselves into the cavity of an unsuspecting person

Man I was at a party the other night and turn the light out and gave them the six inch stinger.

by Greasy nipple November 4, 2023

2 inches

The length of an Asian person’s eye

Look at Xiao Ming’s 2 inches

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

2 inch pinch

The thing people call your pinch when you can only pinch 2 inches down a hole

Rudolph: You're telling me that this thing only penetrates 2 inches?
Salesman: Thatz why its called a 2 inch pinch einstein

by 2 inch pinch December 20, 2023

Kodiak inch

The additional inch of penis length hidden in the pelvic bone. e.g 5 inch penis plus a kodiak inch = 6 inch punisher)

"bro doesn't even know about the Kodiak inch"

by Kodiak inch January 12, 2024

18 Inches of Venom

A term often used in Marvel's Spider-Man 2 when your about to do a Venom thing idfk

Whos Chaos: I'm gonna give MJ the 18 Inches of Venom because idfk

by Traffa99 November 23, 2023

25 inch mega monster cock

The name should explain itself. Only godlike people shall hold such a cock in their grasps, it's always ready for use and can last for hours if used correctly.

1: Holy shit! Look, that person has a 25 inch mega monster cock!
2. Whoa, you're right! Look at the gurt of that thing!
3: Yeah that's right, worship it.

by Handle can't b blank November 4, 2019