Hand Jibber

Used to define an emotionless, dead fish-eyed straight back handjob.

Waitress: "Would you like anything else?"
Customer: "Well, since you asked, a slow beej would be great, but failing that, a stiff Hand Jibber would suffice while I eat this meal."

by Nsla April 10, 2015

Kill-hand

The hand that's used to kill someone. Coined by Nick Cave in his first novel "And the ass saw the Angel".

"Sucked by the gums of this toothless grave ah go-into this fen, this pit, though ah fear to get mah kill-hand wet."
-Euchrid Eucrow

by Warbucketrage June 10, 2010

Rafa's Hands

A phrase to signify that something is over, done or completed. Originates from the infamous hand gesture given by Liverpool's manager Rafael Benetiz when his team took a seemingly unassailable 2-0 lead against Sam Allarydyce's defenisvely set up budget team Blackburn Rovers.

Often applied to similar situations, when individuals partaking in 'grog' complete a comfortable victory on Fifa (also referred to as Fifs and Fifinho).

Likely to either cause a moment of great hilarity or offence depending on the individual/s it is aimed at and the context in which it is used.

"Rafa's hands mate" (on taking a 2-0 lead with a textbook Fifa goal from a cross after a barrage of attacks).

by Montgomerie May 18, 2009

hand trucking

Sex act in which a male participant is given a hand job while walking on their hands.

"Phil's avorite fetish was to engage in hand trucking through the halls of the Brothel."

by M@O December 8, 2015

tard hand

The unexpected loss of control of one's hand while attempting to perform a basic task.

When Jeff reached for his cell phone, he knocked it off of the table, breaking it.

"Dude, you just tard handed your phone!"

by aero-instability October 9, 2010

Nigga hands

A full grown black mans hands and the massive size of there hands used for various things such as football

Antonio brown is a NFL player and has nigga hands which help him catch the ball

by Pomps02 July 23, 2019

little hands

It's believed that a man with little hands will also have a little penis. There is no correlation between the size of a man's hands or feet to his penis size.

Joe could have got so much more pussy but because of his little hands the girls steered away from him. The girls that he did hook up with got themselves a big surprise and got plugged real good.

by jimmybomm April 22, 2021