Bubble-wrap

A cute nickname what my girlfriend and I call one another pretty much constantly.

"I love you, bubble-wrap".

"I love you too, bubble-wrap".

by Joe_Schmuck June 20, 2022

Ultimate Crunch wrap supreme

When you suck the crusty cum out of the (at least) five day old condom, like a fat kid slurps on a taco bell hot sauce packet.
The longer you wait the crunchier that willy wrap will be of course.

Bro I was so down bad for her that two weeks after the hookup I grabbed the glow-in-the-dark condom from the trash and had an ultimate crunch wrap supreme.

by Stump Wizard October 30, 2024

Wrapped Up

Children are trapped of being covered and enclosed inside their underwear.

A child who urinated on herself was wrapped up wearing her double dark blue line underwear.

by Fendzs November 18, 2022

Bacon wrap

1. A bacon flavored condom. With extra sour cream.

2. Moonshine loves being wrapped in bacon!

3. When the police place you in handcuffs.

1. Hey honey can you grab some bacon wraps from the store for tonight?

2. I'm moonshine duhh! Farm chickens!!!

3. Man I hate you pigs don't slap those bacon wraps on me!

by GuardianAngelMoonshine January 23, 2019

Cat shit wrapped in dog shit

This phrase is used to describe something that is extremely poor quality or worthless.

Dave: "I need you to review this code base and optimize it."
Frank: "I took a quick look, and this code base is cat shit wrapped in dog shit."

by BillionBro October 15, 2023

Wrap

To place in a full body restraint.

Miranda loves to place resistant subjects in a Wrap.

by B169 October 29, 2023

tie wrap

Badass producer from Switzerland. Usually means someone is sexy and handsome as hell.

Damn boy, you sure are one hell of a tie wrap

by Tie wrap April 19, 2019