im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament

shut up and kiss my hairy balls you bitch.

Omer: "I can't believe you didn't show up for our Skype date! I was really looking forward to seeing you again!"

Siddharth: "im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament"

by kksexyawesome July 29, 2011

Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens money

Pizza Hut and Target are woke stores now. Dirty liberals want to get to our kids by promoting LGBTQ.

Me: I wonder what other liberal bullshit is occuring.

Matt Wlash: Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens money

by Skyrim550 May 20, 2022

I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI🗣️🗣️🗣️ 💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥

I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI🗣️🗣️🗣️ 💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI🗣️🗣️🗣️ 💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥

I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI🗣️🗣️🗣️ 💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥

by Pristiano Benchcamelpenaldo April 12, 2023

Woke

When you're aware of dank memes and know what's going on

You don't get it you're not WOKE

by Staywokekids December 6, 2018

Woke Horny

Crocstew, apparently.

Woke Horny is more of a graphical point than anything else

by every username is taken help August 12, 2017

Woke

When you try to see PewDiePie's original content.

YOU LAUGH YOU LOOSE

Bro im so woke for this video

by aWOAHen August 30, 2017

Woke

Woke is the consept of being self-concise and being concise about the (((Other)))

Wow, this dude is really woke.

by JeezesWzKng January 15, 2019