Weatherbeaten

Handsomely tanned after spending time outdoors in the good weather.

Hey Joe, have you been out at the bog, you're lovely and weatherbeaten!

by HappyPancake May 17, 2019

Weather orgasm

The weather making you feel good

“Omg I just weather orgasmed”

by Sierradream October 8, 2019

weatherburn

When you do a mistake. It can range from a small mistake to a really big one, but whatever the oopsie is, you can always say you've done a Weatherburn.

Me: 7+8=13
Friend: I'm pretty sure it's 15.
Me: Whoopsies, I just did a Weatherburn

by Walter Clements April 21, 2020

weather queer

When the weather just can't make up it's mind about whether it's hot or cold.

Mark: We got 87 degrees yesterday and now today it's like 29.
Daniel: Florida is so weather queer lmao

by knuckles0 January 26, 2021

Weather man

Someone who promises 8 to 10 inches but you only get 2 - 3

Or a man who lies about the size of his manhood.

Don’t believe his game he’s a weather man.

P1 How was that guy last night. He was spittin some game

P2 he’s a weather man. Promise 12 inch’s but I just got a dusting.

by DJMONEY329 February 14, 2021

weatherbaiting

When the weather starts out one way but changes 50 times. Maybe it'll start out as sunny and you'll think it'll stay that way, but it changes to rain or clouds ten seconds later.

"I spent just two days in Oregon during springtime and I was already sick of all the weatherbaiting.

by pigeoncore March 27, 2021

Weather Ballooning

Women in relationships floating a lot of hot air in search of stormy weather in their relationships. Often accusing their significant other of “Gaslighting” so as to manipulate situations to their end.

My girlfriend is always Weather Ballooning our relationship by fabricating issues to try and manipulate me to do what she wants.

by Jussthefax May 19, 2021