Paddy Wagon Bitch

A big, annoying , Ugly ass Fat girl that's a hater.

Redd is such a paddy wagon bitch!

Paddy Wagon Bitch by FxckyouGiovanna July 19, 2014

covered wagon 

when youre giving someone a huge wedgie you pull their underwear over their head so they can't move. If you cant pull it all the way to the person's head you could just do it over their toes. It's funny to watch people try to get out of this. Especially annoying little brothers.

I was givin my little brother a huge wedgie and i was tired so i decided to give him a covered wagon and watch him squirm

covered wagon by steeeeeeve perry January 20, 2005

Jack Wagon 

A wagon full of people jerking off playing soggy biscuit

Evan, Dryden, and jack were playing playing jack wagon in the cotton fields

Jack Wagon by Eevaann October 31, 2018

Douche Wagon 

The Toyota Prius.

Sally didn't really give an F about the environment but bought a douche wagon to save money on gas.

Douche Wagon by Better Than That March 1, 2011

Velvet patty wagon 

The cart the coroner halls you dead body off with.

My grandma was fine til she rode the velvet patty wagon

Velvet patty wagon by Gordon Steward January 5, 2004

Caulk the Wagon 

The act of pulling out during sexual intercourse (anal or vaginal) and ejaculating along the crack of the ass. Can be used alone or in combination with the Dirty Sanchez, the Tony Danza, the donkey punch, as a climax to the alligator fuckhouse, etc. depending on the level of frustration and/or kinkiness involved.

That bitch didn't want a creampie, so I caulked her wagon instead. Afterwards she floated in the bathtub. You would have thought she was on her way to Oregon. Caulk the wagon or ford it? I chose the former.

Caulk the Wagon by Tyrone Biggums Brother January 26, 2009

bug wagon 

A dog that stays outside and therefore has lots of fleas and ticks.

"Lori, get that damn bug wagon out of the house."

bug wagon by Donnas September 14, 2007