Skip to main content

im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament

Omer: "I can't believe you didn't show up for our Skype date! I was really looking forward to seeing you again!"

Siddharth: "im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament"
by kksexyawesome July 29, 2011
mugGet the im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournamentmug.
Pizza Hut and Target are woke stores now. Dirty liberals want to get to our kids by promoting LGBTQ.
Me: I wonder what other liberal bullshit is occuring.

Matt Wlash: Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens money
by Skyrim550 May 20, 2022
mugGet the Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens moneymug.
I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅI WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ
I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ
by Pristiano Benchcamelpenaldo April 12, 2023
mugGet the I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅmug.

Woke

Woke actually is about the patience of modern, simple, self absorbed people. They have patience with not destroying the world because they know that there are people who are worse off; like suffering people. Woke is when these self absorbed people wake up and lose their patience because they will find out that these suffering people were the reason there was any patience in the first place. This will be the end of the world (it's also because of nerds who are odd, talkative, and condescending with dumb faces, and weird rockstar, girl-like bodies).
Your martyrdom has me woke and needing some privacy and relief.

If you were woke, you'd be burning down the village.
by Mrrogers257 July 15, 2022
mugGet the Wokemug.

Woke Quest

People or Institutions that are trying to outcompete each other in achieving ESG or DEI goals.
Silicon Valley Bank's leadership went on a woke quest in their investments before they collapsed.
by jondich March 19, 2023
mugGet the Woke Questmug.

Woke Slaps

Friend: Who is โ€œwoke slapsโ€

Me:Dat nigga
by Wokeslaps July 10, 2019
mugGet the Woke Slapsmug.

Woke

A word used to describe any ineffectual or ill-conceived product or policy generated by those who self-identify as exceptionally virtuous.
Those dried cucumber drinking straws sure turned out to be mushy, woke mess.
by Dawgy-style October 17, 2024
mugGet the Wokemug.

Share this definition