Omer: "I can't believe you didn't show up for our Skype date! I was really looking forward to seeing you again!"
Siddharth: "im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament"
Siddharth: "im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament"
by kksexyawesome July 29, 2011

Pizza Hut and Target are woke stores now. Dirty liberals want to get to our kids by promoting LGBTQ.
Me: I wonder what other liberal bullshit is occuring.
Matt Wlash: Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens money
Matt Wlash: Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens money
by Skyrim550 May 20, 2022

I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅI WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
by Pristiano Benchcamelpenaldo April 12, 2023

Woke actually is about the patience of modern, simple, self absorbed people. They have patience with not destroying the world because they know that there are people who are worse off; like suffering people. Woke is when these self absorbed people wake up and lose their patience because they will find out that these suffering people were the reason there was any patience in the first place. This will be the end of the world (it's also because of nerds who are odd, talkative, and condescending with dumb faces, and weird rockstar, girl-like bodies).
Your martyrdom has me woke and needing some privacy and relief.
If you were woke, you'd be burning down the village.
If you were woke, you'd be burning down the village.
by Mrrogers257 July 15, 2022

by jondich March 19, 2023

A word used to describe any ineffectual or ill-conceived product or policy generated by those who self-identify as exceptionally virtuous.
by Dawgy-style October 17, 2024
