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John Watson

John Watson: So you’ve got a boyfriend?
Sherlock Holmes: No.
John Watson: Right, okay. You’re unattached, just like me. Fine. Good.
Sherlock Holmes: (After an awkward pause) John, um... I think you should know that I consider myself married to my work and while I am flattered by your interest I’m —
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What color is your Bugatti?

If someone asks "What color is your Bugatti?" Its commonly known as another way of flexing something you have, and making a point that the person listening doesn't have it.
"Oh yea? What color is your Bugatti?"

"What color is your dad?"
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what a rip

Something that’s unfair; not worth it. A rip-off
This giant gummy bear is 45 bucks? What a rip!
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What i need

Me: definition of what i need
My friend: Lol
Me: Lol

(It’s help, help is what i need!
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Excuse me what the fuck

The action of showing confusion after an absurd event. This term became popular after a meme rememe, and got spread by the 9 year old army.

Usually when done correctly, the arms will form 2 sine waves, the atmosphere around you will become distorted and the color configuration will become abstract.
EXAMPLE 1
A : What’s your biggest fear?
B : ...
A : ...
B : SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME I AIN’T...
A : Excuse me what the fuck?

EXAMPLE 2 (Edgy)
Random Template : *exists without being a meme*
Reddit’s 9 year old memer : Ayx queues me, What the EH?
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you know what else is big

big dick
a dick that is big
daddy
"you have a big nose"
"yea i do... you know what else is big?"
*looks down*
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i see what you did there

A common turn of phrase on the internet, generally used as an expression of quiet, subdued admiration for one's wit. Especially appropriate after a particularly deft pun.
Person 1: You hear about that guy who stole all the plumbing fixtures from that house? He even took all the toilets. The police have nothing to go on.

Person 2: Heh. I see what you did there.
by TobyTheRobot July 28, 2007
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