Whack

a form of measurement

"did you see that whack of bacon he had on his plate?"
"there was a whack of people at the beach"
"i'm getting a whack of cheese on that pizza"

by CASEIHchick December 9, 2009

weasel-whacking

beating off - aka beat the meat

He's a weasel whacker if I ever saw one.

by weasel October 28, 2003

wiggedy-wiggedy-whacked

A humorous way of saying whacked.

"That's wiggedy-wiggedy-whacked!"

by The Grammar Nazi August 26, 2001

dick-whacking

dick-whacking is jerking off.

When I wake up I like to start my day with some dick-whacking!

by eda-skip October 17, 2021

whacked

To get hacked by your wife.

I was on Google Chat at work conversing with a friend, and my wife logged into my account at home and totally whacked the conversation!

by schleprock37 December 24, 2011

Whacker Hunters

People who are so obsessed with attacking “whackers” by harassing them. This includes actions such as calling their work place, exposing their address, contacting family members to report a innocent person because they don’t like the way they have their car setup. Get life, you too panther mafia.

Those whacker hunters are harassing that crown Vic owner.

by Fuck panther mafia, get a life June 10, 2019

buddy whack

two men admiring a hot female put one arm around each other, cross arms at the front and proceed to whack eachother off. NOTE: if a group of mates get the same desire, they line up side by side and perform a river whack.

Paul and Steve were at the pub, when in walked an amazing blonde. The boys pulled eachother close and in unison screamed "BUDDY WHACK!!!!" This unusual practice brough a few stares from the older crowd at the rsl.

by Tappers April 26, 2010