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You don't want it

Universal meaning for, "come at me bro" or "bring it on". It is meant to fire up the directed person.
by Crafty Bernardo May 23, 2012
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"wants on"

a strong, uncontrollable desire for someone sexually.
You can tell by his giant woody, that he "wants on" Mary.
by drewpooh1987 July 6, 2008
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Everybody wants me Joe

This is a common phenomenon that exists in most men. They think all women want them. He's the guy that interepts an innocent comment and/or compliment to mean that you "want him."
Carloyn: "Hey, Joe, nice tie, is that new?"

(How does this in translates in Joe's mind?)

Joe's mind: "See!! I knew it! She wants me!! How do I tell her I'm not looking for a committed relationship."

Joe: "Uh, thanks Carolyn. I gotta go. I have to jump on an important call. (all the while unable to look her in the eye)

(How does this translate in Carolyn's mind?)

Carolyn: "WTF? I told him nice tie!! How does he get that I'm hitting on him." Here's another classic case of 'everybody wants me Joe.'
by CoffeewCream August 29, 2009
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i want you back

the few words that your ex might say but not really mean it ( girls/boys pay attention they will do more than say that if they really want you back)
EX: i want you back 🙄
you: omg yes i want you back too!
few days later
Ex: i never loved you- hahahahaha
you: im depressed
by the smart one that knows it September 28, 2021
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do you want these hands?

Slang for "do you want to fight?"

Generally spoken while holding hands up open or in a fist indicating a fight coming
person 1: I hate Rick and Morty.
me: Do you want these hands???
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Hey Jake, want to have a zombie apocalypse?

A facetious event used to express the ludicrousness of a previously suggested event.
EX1:
Jake: Hey Rob, let's beat Contra!
Rob: Hey Jake, want to have a zombie apocalypse?

EX2:
Rob: Wow, I can't believe how much snow we got!
Jake: Want to go for a run?
Rob: Hey Jake, want to have a zombie apocalypse?
by The AWPerator April 22, 2011
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