vitamin water

A drink that teenagers carry around to look cool and act like they care about their health (like they didn't just eat a quarter pounder and fries from McDonalds). Sadly, what these poor kids don't know is that vitamin waters add water weight to your stomach=THEY GIVE YOU A FAT,SACK-LIKE BEER BELLY! (betcha didn't know that!) -Vitamin Waters are the reason so many teenage girls have those pudjy little love handles hanging out from the sides of their mid-drifts. yet still, teenagers gulp these down like they are a drink from the gods, when they taste like diluted kool-aid.But they make you look "healthy" and "cool" and that's all that matters!

girl 1: I've been working out 4 times a week at the gym, playing tennis, and eating nothing but salad and drinking nothing but Vitamin Waters.
girl 2: so what's the problem?
girl 1: I LOOK LIKE IM PREGNANT WITH TWINS!
girl 2: damn those Vitamin Waters!

by ~caramel~ May 29, 2005

Vite

Short for invite

Hey no vite?

Sorry man i don't really know them

by Thatgirlfromny June 27, 2016

Vito

the hottest and most wanting to beat mikes head in to make it right again.

Think of the hottest guy in the world and that me but 10times better

by Vito June 11, 2004

Vitabu

a mixed drink. Vitamin Water and Malibu.

Bartender! Mix me a Vitabu...so i can get my vitamins while i drink!!

by MegElls March 8, 2008

Vital Hazzard

A Speed/Thrash/Heavy Metal band formed in 2010 that's play's old-school thrash like Megadeth and Metallica

Vital Hazzard is old school metal

by Droogiex666 April 4, 2010

Vitif

Most badass gnome warlock.

First: Blazeallday, then transformed into VITIF

R.I.P VITIF

Damn man vitif pulls most dps and even rapes dgafknight in duels. VITIF MY HERO!!

by mark stefani May 5, 2010

Vitastic

Causing great amazement. The Full Vita.

The Transfarring on that thing is Vitastic!

by 3i November 25, 2011