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Vaginal Retention Plan

A woman who will still sleep with a guy long after their relationship has ended despite the fact that he has a new girlfriend.
Yeah, I'm dating somebody new but she doesn't put out, so I have my ex, Lisa on the Vaginal Retention Plan!
by kyssable1 January 11, 2009
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vaginal bitch

A male who is acting like a female . Fag. One who is acting like a pussy. One who needs to man up
Ay dogs..u betta pay up.. Stop bitchin. Wha what you gonna do. You wanna fight.. You don't wanna fight me you vaginal bitch! Your pussy ! You wouldn't even fight a ticket.!
by BAESHON March 29, 2009
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Vaginal Nominee

Rather sexist term used to describe a way that a man behaved in a given situation as being feminine or unmanly.
Man 1: "Did you hear Joe complaining about that papercut all day, you would think he had lost an arm."
Man 2: "Yeah, he's definitely a vaginal nominee this year."
Man 3: "I'd vote for him!"
by Jered F. December 23, 2008
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vaginal

Pronounced (va gine all-not the vaginal we all know)

A step above anal-lility. It is the next step up from being Anal. Being so darn specific, pecular, perfect that most people cannot believe it. Taking the time to fix something that does not necessarily need to be that good leaving your friends shaking their heads in disbelief that anyone can be that particular.
She is so vaginal. She has to make sure every word is spelled right even the notes she leaves herself.

He is being so vaginal, cleaning every nook and cranny on that motorcycle, even the parts you can't see.

You are being so vaginal about the way your term paper looks, dude, they dont' even read them!
by One who is anal herself November 3, 2009
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vaginal bloodshot

the act of blood being propelled out of a female's vagina during menstruation.
John seriously reconsidered his decision to get his red wings after taking a vaginal bloodshot to the face.
by napes April 23, 2006
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Vaginal Humping

vaginal humping is when u try to fuck the clit but u miss and hump the area around then it rips open and makes 2 clits
by Marcus misling March 28, 2005
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vaginal carrot cheese

When a woman is fucked vaginally with a carrot and a piece of the carrot breaks off in the vagina and she later excretes a mushy chunk in a fermented lump, after an extended period of time.
Susan farted out her vaginal carrot cheese while preparing for a night of clubbing then fucking. She then proceeded to scooped it up and eat it off of a cracker while sipping some red wine.
by Timothy August 3, 2004
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