When a girl is on her period and someone eats her out gettin blood n shit all over their mouth, thusly lookin like a vampire.
Girl: im on my period.
Southern vampire dude: OOh baby i wanna be your southern vampire tonight
Girl: man you're nasty
Southern vampire dude: OOh baby i wanna be your southern vampire tonight
Girl: man you're nasty
by Bob a lob June 14, 2008
Get the Southern vampire mug.Person who, by their very presence near a fun or off the chain activity, will proceed to suck all fun or hope of good times from said activity; usually female
- " I'll call Steve to see if he wants to go out with us tonight."
- " Don't even bother man, his new girlfriend is a fucking fun vampire."
-" oh yea, you're right."
- " Don't even bother man, his new girlfriend is a fucking fun vampire."
-" oh yea, you're right."
by A. Russell April 18, 2007
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A person that goes around and 'attaches' themself to a person and piles on the affection and attention until they feel satisfied that the person really likes them in return. Once that happens, the person inexplicably moves on to the next 'target' nearly instantly and begins the cycle all over, leaving the last 'victim' confused and maybe a little hurt. These people feel like they're not popular enough and/or need more attention and this social vampirism is their defensive mechanism.
She is such a social vampire; she like just stopped talking to this guy almost overnight and started talking to someone else.
by I Am Jack's User ID December 23, 2005
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"brah, I hear that guy reads the twilight series and is a vegetarian."
"dude. what a sparkling vampire"
"brah, I hear that guy reads the twilight series and is a vegetarian."
"dude. what a sparkling vampire"
by Body Clack April 3, 2009
Get the Sparkling Vampire mug.A woman or girlfriend who constantly wishes for her boyfriend to spend unreasonable amounts of money on her. Includes buying her gifts, taking her to expensive restaurants, and spending money on celebrating every unimportant anniversary such as 5 months since their first kiss.
Dan: Hey man, when are you gonna get a new tv
Tom: Not anytime soon....
Dan: Dude, why are you always so damn broke?
Tom: You know I have to take Eliza out at least 4 times a week
Dan: Man, What a load of shit. You need to get rid of that wallet vampire
Tom: Not anytime soon....
Dan: Dude, why are you always so damn broke?
Tom: You know I have to take Eliza out at least 4 times a week
Dan: Man, What a load of shit. You need to get rid of that wallet vampire
by Ari Fuckin Gold January 25, 2010
Get the Wallet Vampire mug.A totally unique, intelligent, and captivating TV series from genius writer/director Joss Whedon, that ran for seven years on two TV networks in the USA and many other places abroad. Recognized as one of the 50 best TV shows ever made. Mr. Whedon's acumen with the "Buffy" series can best be appreciated by viewing any of the movies subsequently made by Buffy star Sarah Michelle Gellar (a.k.a. "The Duchess"), a second-rate actress with delusions of grandeur and an ego way out of proportion to her talent and stature.
by watcher350 June 6, 2005
Get the Buffy the Vampire Slayer mug.is a woman that is either so annoying or physically unattractive she would not only never give you an erection, she steals future erections at a later unspecified times just by existing.
Guy 1.)"Damn, that chick is so annoying just knowing her makes me think ill never get it up again."
Guy 2.) "Yeah, I know bro.. she is a total erection vampire."
"I am sorry baby, this never happens, must have been that erection vampire cause I am pushin' rope."
Guy 2.) "Yeah, I know bro.. she is a total erection vampire."
"I am sorry baby, this never happens, must have been that erection vampire cause I am pushin' rope."
by Humptruck October 16, 2013
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