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Southern vampire

When a girl is on her period and someone eats her out gettin blood n shit all over their mouth, thusly lookin like a vampire.
Girl: im on my period.
Southern vampire dude: OOh baby i wanna be your southern vampire tonight
Girl: man you're nasty
by Bob a lob June 14, 2008
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Fun Vampire

Person who, by their very presence near a fun or off the chain activity, will proceed to suck all fun or hope of good times from said activity; usually female
- " I'll call Steve to see if he wants to go out with us tonight."

- " Don't even bother man, his new girlfriend is a fucking fun vampire."

-" oh yea, you're right."
by A. Russell April 18, 2007
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social vampire

A person that goes around and 'attaches' themself to a person and piles on the affection and attention until they feel satisfied that the person really likes them in return. Once that happens, the person inexplicably moves on to the next 'target' nearly instantly and begins the cycle all over, leaving the last 'victim' confused and maybe a little hurt. These people feel like they're not popular enough and/or need more attention and this social vampirism is their defensive mechanism.
She is such a social vampire; she like just stopped talking to this guy almost overnight and started talking to someone else.
by I Am Jack's User ID December 23, 2005
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Sparkling Vampire

One who is expected to be extremely cool and badass, but in actuality is a pussy
"hey dude did you see Shaduqulate in the gym yesterday? He's fuckin BEAST!"

"brah, I hear that guy reads the twilight series and is a vegetarian."

"dude. what a sparkling vampire"
by Body Clack April 3, 2009
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Wallet Vampire

A woman or girlfriend who constantly wishes for her boyfriend to spend unreasonable amounts of money on her. Includes buying her gifts, taking her to expensive restaurants, and spending money on celebrating every unimportant anniversary such as 5 months since their first kiss.
Dan: Hey man, when are you gonna get a new tv

Tom: Not anytime soon....

Dan: Dude, why are you always so damn broke?

Tom: You know I have to take Eliza out at least 4 times a week

Dan: Man, What a load of shit. You need to get rid of that wallet vampire
by Ari Fuckin Gold January 25, 2010
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Buffy the Vampire Slayer

A totally unique, intelligent, and captivating TV series from genius writer/director Joss Whedon, that ran for seven years on two TV networks in the USA and many other places abroad. Recognized as one of the 50 best TV shows ever made. Mr. Whedon's acumen with the "Buffy" series can best be appreciated by viewing any of the movies subsequently made by Buffy star Sarah Michelle Gellar (a.k.a. "The Duchess"), a second-rate actress with delusions of grandeur and an ego way out of proportion to her talent and stature.
"I'll kiss anything. Guys, girls...dogs."
-Sarah Michelle Gellar
by watcher350 June 6, 2005
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erection vampire

is a woman that is either so annoying or physically unattractive she would not only never give you an erection, she steals future erections at a later unspecified times just by existing.
Guy 1.)"Damn, that chick is so annoying just knowing her makes me think ill never get it up again."

Guy 2.) "Yeah, I know bro.. she is a total erection vampire."

"I am sorry baby, this never happens, must have been that erection vampire cause I am pushin' rope."
by Humptruck October 16, 2013
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