2 definitions by Bob a lob

When a girl is on her period and someone eats her out gettin blood n shit all over their mouth, thusly lookin like a vampire.
Girl: im on my period.
Southern vampire dude: OOh baby i wanna be your southern vampire tonight
Girl: man you're nasty
by Bob a lob June 14, 2008
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Refers to a smoking hot girl who dresses like a stripper at all times. Prolonged staring at said girl usually results in popping a bone.
Guy with a bone #1: Dude look at Catherine her shorts are so small the pockets come out the bottom.
Guy with a bone #2: I know man she is live
Guy with a bone #1: 24/7!
by Bob a lob July 11, 2008
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