Valved

When you get matched with multiple ranks higher than your own rank in CS:GO matchmaking

I was playing Agency at 3 AM and got valved

by gocry2urhoe December 27, 2020

valvel

coolest person in this server

very cool
loves yuzi & eva

baka

{yuzi} hi val hi eva

{eva} hi yuzi hi val

{val} hi eva hi yuzi u guys r so cute yes valvel

by valvel April 17, 2021

valvey

A word Rimpy misheard for mouthy

That’s valvey…no Rimpy is mouthy

by Theodidit May 23, 2022

valvephobic

someone who hates the videogame company valve

Person 1: Half life bad
Person 2: OMG HE'S VALVEPHOBIC!!!

by blackfuffo December 10, 2023

aurora valverde

the best cousin in the world. i love you shawtayyyyyy

aurora valverde is a milf without kids big pur

by gin the baddest perra January 25, 2022

16 Valves!

16 Valves was a defining moment in the development of the combustion engine. Any car fitted with this technology had performance that was unsurpassed by any other vehicle on the road with the exception of Turbo or Twin Turbo cars. Vauxhall were renowned for their 16 valve technology and deployed it across a range of its hatchbacks none more successful in sales or performance than its Astra GTE. These cars were so fast that they were quicker than shit off a shovel. High recognition indeed when gauging 0-60. Astra GTE's were almost exclusively owned by the rich and famous except for the many tens of thousands that could be found across the council estates of the U.K.

The R's must be doing very well they are driving a 16 Valves! Astra GTE they are like shit off a shovel.

Hmm you say that but they didn't pay the extra to have it in a metallic or pearlescent colour they've just got it in a bog standard ROSSO RED.

by Another pseudonymal August 5, 2022

lapping valves

Lapping valves is how people attempt to save money on a valve job and kill power at the same time.

I'm to cheap to go to a machine shop so I'm lapping valves myself.

by Machinist Rick March 14, 2025