undead

Used to describe any living creature that is technically deceased; zombies, vampires, etc.

The army of the undead shall destroy the living world.

by Nosferatu June 20, 2003

uncle sam's pig roast

Uncle Sam's Pig Roast (n) - The act of copulation with an obese woman on the fourth of July.

"Brian's walking kind of funny, he must've gone to Uncle Sam's Pig Roast... by the way, happy Independance Day!!"

by mr & jb September 3, 2006

Uncle Frank

A common name for child loving uncles

"Uncle Frank is a child molester"

"Stop that uncle frank'

by i like it tight like an alley July 13, 2009

Uncle Tom

Uncle Tom Uncle Thomas race racist}racism

1. Uncle Tom is a person of any race of any color that degrades his own people. on a consistent basis. 2. race traitor

by Uppity White Man October 17, 2018

uncle ted

the real definition of an "uncle ted" is someone who walks into an empty restroom full of empty stalls, other than the one you are in, and opts to drop a major duece in the stall right next to you, which in turn annoys the fuck out of you just like your uncle ted does. Not recommended as uncle tedding someone can get your shoes pissed on.

"dude, im pissed as fuck."
"why what happened?"
"I was enjoying my peaceful morning shat session when some asshole decided to uncle ted me."
"what did you do?"
"I pissed on his shoes."
"good, he deserved it. Some people!"

by dabizz January 1, 2008

Bobs Your Uncle

British word used to say "sorted". Can be used in many scenarios.

Jack: Take the car to the garage, get the engine fixed, bobs your uncle.

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Jack: Go shopping at 10am, get back to play golf, then off to the pub, and a shag later. bobs your uncle

by manoguv December 28, 2007

goofy ahh uncle productions

goofy ahh uncle productions is a meme posted by Quandale Dingle where a text to speech voice say goofy ahh uncle productions and raps Rocking A Cardigan in Atlanta

Goofy ahh uncle productions i wanna take a pic with Cardi b in my cardigan

by Redpuma1223 April 20, 2022