tweetjob

Any sexual favor performed or promised through Twitter.

His thumbs must have been sore after the tweetjob I just received.

by Yollam April 20, 2009

tweetnig

when you do better than someone in something.. whether it be athletics or academics

Deepak - I got a 95 on my test!
JaQuan - Aw man, I got a 64!
Deepak - (under his breath), I just tweetnigged JaQuan!

by Crispak January 1, 2009

tweeting around

when you've been tweeting several different people without your spouses consent.

Wife- "Honey, you haven't been tweeting around with my girlfriends lately have you?"

Husband- "I just feel like our social relationship is coming to an end and i have needs."

Wife- "your dead to me!"

by dog eats god May 15, 2011

live tweeting

When watching a show on TV, for example sports or an episode of some reality show, people tweet about what is happening in the show or their own opinions on it. Usually people use a show’s name as a hashtag in their tweets. Same kind of phenomenon can also be seen on other social media applications.

Example of live tweeting: FIN-SWE 2-1 atm!! #olympics

by Blog 12 January 28, 2015

teethsteering

When you are steering your car biting down on the steering wheel for one reason or another.

I recall doing some pretty expert teethsteering once on my way out to Vegas with a very good friend!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 16, 2020

back teeters

The fat located on the back of a fat person, which appears as a pair of breasts.

I was feeling Charlie's back teeters while hugging him.

by Chode McGraw May 24, 2009

socialist teeth

Oversized bared teeth, normally looking down at the viewer.

They all have the "Socialist teeth" showing in their avatars too.

My Socialist teeth are evenly distributed in my mouth.

by halcyowo July 9, 2020