turnstilish

1. The ability to move stylishly through the ever-so-awkward turnstiles.

2. The sudden turning of something from boring to stylish.

3. Clumsy, gangly, or somehow resembling a turnstile.

1. He rides the subway every day... I guess that's why he's so turnstilish.

2. High-waisted skirts?!?! How turnstilish!

3. Poor Sam... he was so tall and skinny that he stayed turnstilish until his 15th birthday.

by AllieCakesMuffinlegs March 19, 2008

turd dunking

defintion 1: verb. the act of dunking for feces; similar to bobbing for apples.

definition 2: verb. when prairie dogging in the toliet bowl said turd will dunk repeatedly in and out of water

definition 1:
hey jenny, are you going to sarah's party? theres going to be turd dunking!!!!

definition 2:
Dude!!! i totally heard some splashing in the bathroom.... Todd is sooo turd dunking

by kharma_ghost314317 August 24, 2009

Turkanaut

One who rides a Turkish rocket.

"Fucking Ahmet was the best thing I'd ever done! I put that I was a Turkanaut on my resume and got hired the very next day!"

by Hals01 March 2, 2010

Turdchuck

Just like it sounds. Two piles of crap linked together by some sort of connective device or idea.

A Turdchuck often refers to two horrible ideas that you are trying to link together, but it could also be used in a variety of other contexts. You can imagine using it to describe two extremely ugly people holding hands or maybe even a 1973 pinto towing a 1972 pinto.

by CoquilleScientist May 4, 2010

Turkey Sluts

Girls from your old high school you try to hit up and get at over Thanksgiving break. These girls are usually ones you haven't seen in 2-3 years and you aren't quite sure if they are still attractive or not.

Have you texted those girls to see what they're doing over break?

The turkey sluts? Hell yeaeeahh all they wanna chill

by Samuel Fratams November 11, 2010

Turrifried

The feeling of being Terrified while also being really baked; The fear can come from something real or imagined

Stoner #1: "Man, remember that party last week when we smoked bowls and watched The Exorcist?"

Stoner #2: "Yeah dude, I was so turrifried that night"

by JohnnyBelleville September 22, 2011

Turbo Baby

When one yells out that he or she has a turbo and is going really fast. A racing group in the Dustball Rally. One that loves to go fast in a turbocharged car when intoxicated. A cocky racer and a shit talker.

"It's a Turbo Baby, a turbo" Andy says when driving past another fast car wanting to race after a night out at a club.

by Baraki Doc November 12, 2011