rusty trumpet

when a girl gives you a reach around handjob while eating out your ass hole.

I had the freshman give me a "rusty trumpet" before taking her to the party.

by dvus August 8, 2003

trumpet ears

One who is listening in (earjacking) on a conversation and joining in with no invitation.

"Was I talking to YOU, trumpet ears?"

by liinamaria April 6, 2006

trumpette

A woman who will be submissive in exchange for money; a gold digger.

The President expects every woman to behave like a trumpette; he hates it when they stand up to him.

by smjgJsbjgsm October 29, 2018

Rusty Trumpet

The placing of the lips to a mans rectum and blowing like you would into a trumpet while masturbating him.

Ronnie asked Jane if she would blow him a tune on the ole rusty trumpet as he dropped his britches with a grin.

by Warren3174 December 28, 2005

Trumpet

although the trumpet resembles an inflated penis which is full of your mothers chicken it is not!!. it's made of brass.

Joe, licks the trumpet when he plays.

by That guy you know1# October 20, 2008

trumpet beetle

A species of beetle known for their ninja powers.

Man that kid came at me like a trumpet beetle.

by Kathyk October 28, 2014

Trumpetist

An individual wholly against Donald Trump and his views.

Dude 1 - are you voting for Donald Trump
Dude 2 - nah dude I'm a trumpetist

by trumpetist April 14, 2016